Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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