The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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