i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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