He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
