"it" just moved
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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