I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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