ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
MIDGETS
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I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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