After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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