Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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