there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Need sex. Gaining weight.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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