Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The feeling are messing with the penis
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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