jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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