You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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