For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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