I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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