bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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