I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i think my mom watched the whole time
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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