sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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