The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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