just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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