So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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