does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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