But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Randomize
