It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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