the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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