he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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