Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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