i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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