i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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