yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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