were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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