Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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