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(513): View more from Ohio

I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead

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(631): View more from New York

Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s

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(+61): View more from Australia

THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.

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(845): View more from New York

Drunk

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Deyhxbr

(845): View more from New York

Fucaerrrrr

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(540): View more from Virginia

I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening

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(858): View more from California

He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.

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(209): View more from California

I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."

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