Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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