Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
