the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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