It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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