I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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