i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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