I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
this will be a night to untag.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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