if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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