we made out on top of his cat.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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