On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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