And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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