Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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