names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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