Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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