At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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