@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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