The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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