YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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