called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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