Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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